Some like it hot, but you can’t tell how hot ’til you try. - The Power Station, 1985, selling the Hot Mess for us some 35 years later.


  • 20QT Cooler - Snow
  • Spicy Old World Summer Sausage (12 oz)
  • Hot Snack Sticks (8 oz)
  • Seven Pepper Snack Sticks (8 oz)
  • Pepper Jerky (3.25 oz)

Slim Saucy Hot Sauce

  • Rodeo Clown - Pickled Pepper Garlic Hot Sauce (5 oz)
  • The Bandit - Smoky Habanero Hot Sauce (5 oz)
  • Ol’ Saloon - Sriracha Lager Hot Sauce (5 oz)
  • Widow Maker - Sweet Ghost Pepper Sriracha (5 oz)

You said:
I’d like to send a gift to my friend who eats hot sauce on ghost peppers.
Meaty said:
Sounds like a candidate for the Hot Mess. A spicy variety of meat choices for those with no taste buds.
You said:
How hot is that ghost pepper jerky?
Meaty said:
It’s not that bad, although I saw sweat beads forming on my co-workers head yesterday after eating a piece.
You said:
Ha-ha-ha. Lightweight.
Meaty said:
No, no, he runs a Crossfit gym on the side.

Hot Mess

  • Product Code: MD-HM
  • Availability: In Stock
  • $219.99

Tags: Spicy, Hot, Jerky, Sausage, Ghost Pepper, Carolina Reaper, Trigs Smokehouse, Mike's Country Meats